Stress Doll
When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout.
Here’s a little Stress doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit is not a word you say,
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!
Stress Doll
When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout.
Here’s a little Stress doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit is not a word you say,
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!
